Shannon Wheeler hates you. Well, it’s probably true. When I see someone wearing a Kangol cap correctly, I just know this person thinks of me as less then an amoeba drowning in the vomit of a retarded, infant goat.
Too Much Coffee Man is a literal biography of Shannon’s life. Shannon was born with a rare disease called Explientius Forageoun Glutonesium - which is Latin for Coffee Mug Head. He tries to keep it under wraps by wearing a hat. Get it! Keep it under wraps!!! Hashanah! Anyways - the TMCM Omnibus is amazing! Collecting all of his previous volumes of TMCM in one great tome!
Check it out - it’s worth an afternoon of your life.